Contrary to popular belief, I have not yet been eaten by a koala or gotten into a boxing match with a Kangaroo. Immediate observations about Australia – there is a blue sky here and it’s really really warm.
I’ll answer a few questions before I jump into the pictures. First question, is everything upside down in Australia? I’m glad you asked. Yes, it is. In fact, the Australia government established the Royal Ministry of Reverse Gravitational Affairs after colonization. To get around, we use an elaborate system of harnesses and pulleys.
Second, are there deadly spiders in Australia? Yes, there are. And deadly snakes. And deadly jellyfish, sharks, and fried food. In short, the place is so awesome even nature tries to keep you out.
I’ve been taking it really easy since I arrived. My typical day includes sleeping, sleeping by the Swan River, sleeping on the beach, reading, and, of course, aimlessly roaming around Perth in flip-flops. Suprisingly most semi-nice restaurants really don’t like people wearing flip-flops and won’t let you in/serve you if you’ve got them on. Oh well. On to the pictures!
I’ve got to wrap this up, since there are UV rays that need to be absorbed. This is probably my only post from Australia. I’ve got a busy week of work next week and then it’s back to Boston, just in time for the Super Bowl.
A final thought; I know lots of people who say they’d love to visit Australia and then follow the statement up with some sort of excuse. If you can afford it, stop waiting, and plan that vacation. For you New England readers, skip out-of-town sometime during the winter and enjoy a week (or more) of beautiful summer weather on the other side of the world. There’s stuff to do here for everyone, from nothing (which is what I’ve done), to adventures out in the backcountry, to whale watches, and everything in-between.
Until then, safe travels. And buy a Virgin Australia phone!
And on an administrative note, can you take a look through my older posts and let me know if pictures are showing up? I’ve been having some problems seeing them, but I’ve also had unique internet situations for the past couple months.